Draw on my Nan

With web2.0 taking over the world, just about every man and his dog decides that the only way to 'get the kids on board' is to make things interactive.

Marks and Spencer, in an attempt to gain popularity after the disasterous campaign to only sell right wings of chickens in their 'Tastes of the Poverty Stricken Deep Fried South' range, decided to set up a microsite called DrawOnMyNan, which saw 'Ver Yoof' sending in snaps of their handiwork on their respective grandmothers.

The site becomes so popular that Marks and Spencer ends up closing the chain and focusing mainly on crude drawings on pensioners.

www.drawonmynan.com

My Dog Looks Like a Celebrity

The nation's penchant for celebrity soars in the future, leaving celebrities exhausted with the attention. Going into a hasty retreat in a fenced off area in Topanga Canyon, the 'proles' are left with a myriad of 'lookalikes'.

An unlikely rebellion takes place against the lookalikes, with The Bloke Who Won Stars In Your Eyes As Chris De Burgh being attacked and killed by an angry mob, his body displayed on skewers outside the ITV HQ.

On the blindside, people turn, once again, to the internet to enjoy a photoblog which features photographs of various dogs who look like celebrities (see featured 'Socks' as Bruce Forsyth). A dog who looks like John Candy gets his own clipshow on E4 called 'The Paws Button'.

www.mydoglookslikeacelebrity.com

Fuck My Hiccups

As sex progresses, it becomes weirder. Of course, the internet is initially blamed as a catalyst. So, in a return to 'grass roots', internet sex takes a look at the retro world.

Glass bottles of Coke, old tins of Quattro and Irn-Bru are used in online porn. Instead of the usual insertion, the drinks are drunk quickly, thereby giving 'the guzzlers' (the nickname for the ladies involved in such productions) the hiccups.

The men then enter the scene and proceed to 'fuck the hiccups out of a guzzler'. More extreme versions of this 'interest' include bringing up pop through the nose during facial intercourse.

www.fuckmyhiccups.com